LL Cool J, in a PSA about push-pins:
Don't call it a thumbtack

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in girls. I just want to go to Mars." "You wouldn't

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@Half_Cup_Baconfroots
Until it’s naught but two vast calfs
Mr Sandman
Sand down a man

Mr. Sandman
Sand down a man
Pull limbs from body
Cast down upon land

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My DoorDash-but-for-wild-hog-carcass startup has so much buzz right now

watching a fighting simulation that brings to mind an oulipian saying: "I will stain my hands with your blood."

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supporting my wrists during lunch as a way of practicing good burgonomics

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a contrarian opinion 

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