I want my cash back for this d20-- it's far too difficult to roll now that it's mostly colorful shards

A Portland pal was laid off from his IT job at a TV company. If you know of a local position for a SQL whiz, Linux admin, or diagnostician of computational complications (a shootist of troubling things), this guy's got qualifications and a buncha fancypants schoolin'. Toot at ya girl with any info you got, and I'll pass it along. Thanks!

@whit_whal I said aloud, ha, as I saw fit to laugh, ha, as a sailor may do: ha.

@whit_whal had to comply with Tumblr policy, and you still insist on drawing NSFW fanart of it! So now an algorithm will consign your Moby Dick slash-fiction blog to oblivion.

Wrasslin' coach says I'm a bad sport, but I say a "bad sport" is any avocation known as "grappling" that forbids my grappling hook tactics

"Country Roads" but you transform it rhythmically and tonally to match "Baby Shark"

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@kit a pastry puff train blows its horn: "choux choux"

David L. Roth, struggling oulipo-valid lyricist: "I'm hot for tutor?"

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A linguist's final manuscript is known as a schwan song

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Oulipo.social (Mark II)

Oulipo.social is a lipogrammatic Mastodon for all.
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