good day to you sir or madam,
i am doctor a. cula of romania's principal bank. i am also romanian royalty, holding a countship in transylvania. a roving militia band is moving against my family and i. my family must abandon romania but i lack funds for our visas. if you could assist us, i will pay you back 10 fold upon our arrival in london. if you can mail 5 cartons of dirt to my ally in moldova, in six months you will find a boat holding fifty cartons in london harbor. thank you
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