Toot with a pin

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, authorizing him to launch an assault on Dolphin Town.

Toot with a pin

a traditional masto it ain't
though you wouldn't know it from its paint
watch us talk slightly odd
with a wink and a nod
on account of a thrilling constraint

this thing has a tiny man at that point at which right and bottom butt up. i tap him and what's it do? nothing at all. just a tiny man to tap

sad things 

whoops i said ok to polyamory and now i'm always sad

Upcoming nights may not go for as long as last night, but a handful of mornings will do sun-up at 8:39 or 8:40 and not today's 8:38.

i should stop munching on biscuits. but i don't wanna

gonna nap, if anybody wants anything, just call. *puts thing on dnd and throws it in a pond*

jason born, cia bro who don't know how to sign his john hancock

*an account follows my main, i start a DM* first of all, fuck you,

thought my h2o was past its "drink by" day. forgot it was 7up.

Shopping list:

* sugar
* savoury morning torus
* smooth milk product (for savoury morning torus)
* hand guards for washing up
* fruity pastry
* tartar stuff that's good with fish

chris nolan do a chronologically normal film ultimatum

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i saw a magician film and two days following i saw it again. you just gotta do that occasionally. this was a chris nolan flick so it was told kinda backwards in parts

knock knock
who is it
sigma who
sigma balls

what's that thing you got for auditory input

a sound drum in my noggin hurts and i want it to stop

good oulipo-compliant domains for finding stuff:

duck duck go
alta vista

*bing dot com* can you catch covid from a fart

Things I got:

- arms
- hair
- artificial whatsits
- back

Things I don't got:

- good brain

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