Toot with a pin

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, authorizing him to launch an assault on Dolphin Town.

Toot with a pin

a traditional masto it ain't
though you wouldn't know it from its paint
watch us talk slightly odd
with a wink and a nod
on account of a thrilling constraint

you gotta do
what's making you happy 🍂

My spousal unit is watching Kimmy Schmidt and wow did it go a silly way.

how much munk could a chipmunk chip if a chipmunk could chip munk

*looks at watch* hmm it all sucks, always

Milk churn stuff? Oh no, I said too much.

Had to draft again, I said too much milk churn stuff!

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1 cup flour
1 cup milk
4 bird ovum
Pinch salt
Pinch a kind of myristica offspring that starts with "nut"

Mix that stuff. Do up a hot, hot pan (475°F) with half a stick of solid milk churn stuff. Drop to 425°F and cook for a fourth of an hour.

Sorry if "cup" and °F don't float your boat. It's what I know.

Hi now
You a clown car
Fill with clown guys

good night cool royal boy, and flights of wingy guys and gals sing you to your nap

fractal food: cob on a cob. it's cobs, down and down

got a ban from oulipo for posting sigma summations to my account

did not catch that this instantiation has local-only posting

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