Toot with a pin

a traditional masto it ain't
though you wouldn't know it from its paint
watch us talk slightly odd
with a wink and a nod
on account of a thrilling constraint

do you know who i am??

asking for a pal

that's a thing about bus: it only go so fast

But soft, what light through dis fuckin' window fuggitaboutit

annika boosts

Talking in front of folks is scary but I think I did OK. I'm glad I did it!

What's that lipogram Christmas song? Oh right, No L.

annika boosts

Mr. Sandman
Sand down a man
Pull limbs from body
Cast down upon land

annika boosts

“Call it what you wanna call it, I'm a fuckin' alcoholic.” –Xzibit

Boring: folding laundry
Spiffy: folding our 3-manifold to surpass limitations of known physics

This long, dark grassy knoll of my soul.

Hark, toad. Drop my contacts, I can't watch Columbo with this astigmatism.

Don't want to shut my ocular orbs: tomorrow I abandon my comfy standard spot for days at a campground.

Show additional (Mark II) is a lipogrammatic Mastodon for all.
Ambigram by B. Morin, CC BY-SA 4.0