Toot with a pin

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, authorizing him to launch an assault on Dolphin Town.

Toot with a pin

a traditional masto it ain't
though you wouldn't know it from its paint
watch us talk slightly odd
with a wink and a nod
on account of a thrilling constraint

random guy asks if i'll cool him down, fanning him with a big-ass palm frond. i'm not a fan

I bought an HP gaming laptop so I can pawn my big girl gaming rig. Pros: you can pick it up and cart it around. Cons: wow it's got loud fans.

i know this story. i: tall woman with flowing hair. you: our only moon.

Shift of plans: todo is now 8 hours of World of Warcraft on days that finish with a "y"

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bird was noisy in a park so i hit it on its noggin. honk conk

National song is now "Santa Baby" and Bublio sings it at sports things, sorry, I don't know how to stop it

my big todo this annum is 

don't got any

can't wait to post opinions on your tl *cracks digits*

da vinky! thank you for coming to my tik tok

damp socks, pushing guy at walmart 

*knocks down walmart door guy* outta my way, im all out of damp socks

how many plums could a plumbr plumb if a plumbr could plumb plums

I know HR has lots of stuff going on, but it's hard not having insight on status of my thing. A to-do list task for HR, but a majorly big shift for Annika.


it was always going to turn out this way, but I'm still sad

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