Had to draft again, I said too much milk churn stuff!
1 cup flour
1 cup milk
4 bird ovum
Pinch a kind of myristica offspring that starts with "nut"
Mix that stuff. Do up a hot, hot pan (475°F) with half a stick of solid milk churn stuff. Drop to 425°F and cook for a fourth of an hour.
Sorry if "cup" and °F don't float your boat. It's what I know.
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