Toot with a pin

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, authorizing him to launch an assault on Dolphin Town.

Toot with a pin

a traditional masto it ain't
though you wouldn't know it from its paint
watch us talk slightly odd
with a wink and a nod
on account of a thrilling constraint


Fair Apollo, why don't you back that ass up

I was making cut-out avatars way prior to that fruit company making it cool

watching Gravity (2013) which i find all too scary

walking on sunshin (sorry for putting my foot on your sunshin)


1. living in a housing situation that's not what it was during my last toot
2. found out my cat wasn't my cat and had to say so long 😿

I got a tub shroom. Can't wait to try it out!

Oulipo-compliant IRL naming isn't mandatory to post on this instantiation, but it's a good touch.

had a night hallucination that I found a bunch of old gaming carts at a thrift shop but all you could do was pikachu catching

I: mom can you buy a witty man
Mom: you got witty man back in your room
Back in my room: :whit_man:

playing pro scrum-ball. i sprint until i'm paid and go call in all my sick days

what's your top brand of goat? asking for a pal

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