Toot with a pin

a traditional masto it ain't
though you wouldn't know it from its paint
watch us talk slightly odd
with a wink and a nod
on account of a thrilling constraint

Took my dog Ralph to a dog show and it lost for Most Long Taint to a pony. I will not stand for this.

"Bring us to a murky pond," it chants. "You won't." I gird my loins and lock my jaw, strapping it to my car's roof. Now 90' tall and 10 tons with load, my Ford Focus drags its ribs across road, gravity and duty bound.

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good day to you sir or madam,

i am doctor a. cula of romania's principal bank. i am also romanian royalty, holding a countship in transylvania. a roving militia band is moving against my family and i. my family must abandon romania but i lack funds for our visas. if you could assist us, i will pay you back 10 fold upon our arrival in london. if you can mail 5 cartons of dirt to my ally in moldova, in six months you will find a boat holding fifty cartons in london harbor. thank you

My family is back! It's too calm without a yard full of kids.

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folk 1: this spot is run by satan
folk 2: i concur

folk 1: top of morning to you
folk 2: that,s funny as fuck

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@starlit "I can finish this gag" you cry as you slowly turn into a corn cob

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and all that sun-drying gold
squash it into blocks or in a roll

hay mow
on a tractor
cut your grass down
stack hay

I had a good night watching funny music man Coulton, and sad music woman Mann

my blogroll brings all th— oh, it brings boys *away* from my blog? hmm.

I find joy in making accounts but not importing following lists from old accounts. Just watching who pops up and pings in this unknown nook.

Show additional (Mark II) is a lipogrammatic Mastodon for all.
Ambigram by B. Morin, CC BY-SA 4.0