Toot with a pin

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, authorizing him to launch an assault on Dolphin Town.

Toot with a pin

a traditional masto it ain't
though you wouldn't know it from its paint
watch us talk slightly odd
with a wink and a nod
on account of a thrilling constraint

Sorry all, my world is now Animal Crossing. I was glad to know you.

*car taking font* You wouldn't boost an autopic

omg i gotta go back to work on monday. what in tarnation

saving daylight, you can say thank you with cash

toothposting on main, I dgaf who finds it. hi boss, I toothpost, what's it to you

clogging up this tl, similar to a sanitary napkin in a privy

browsing global and curious about this odd glyph i saw. what witchcraft is this

burn bright, though you burn not so long

I did pop pop corn in an Instant Pot pot. Not in an Instant Pot, just in a Pot's pot.

ISO wild animals from Japan. Must catch all.

annika boosts

might put thoughts into vim today, or draw my lady bits. just monday things

I'm horizontal going on a fortnight and I gotta say, it's boring. Can't sit or focus in a way that allows for fun things.

Having a hair cut today (just a solitary hair, thanks)

going to costco to buy clout suppository (bulk)

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