annika @annika@oulipo.social

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, authorizing him to launch an assault on Dolphin Town.

a traditional masto it ain't
though you wouldn't know it from its paint
watch us talk slightly odd
with a wink and a nod
on account of a thrilling constraint

thump your own tub

my visa application is out!

11am and my lady is still dozing

You try this trick and spin it.

parody accounts? trash

random guy asks if i'll cool him down, fanning him with a big-ass palm frond. i'm not a fan

I bought an HP gaming laptop so I can pawn my big girl gaming rig. Pros: you can pick it up and cart it around. Cons: wow it's got loud fans.

i know this story. i: tall woman with flowing hair. you: our only moon.

Shift of plans: todo is now 8 hours of World of Warcraft on days that finish with a "y"

bird was noisy in a park so i hit it on its noggin. honk conk

National song is now "Santa Baby" and Bublio sings it at sports things, sorry, I don't know how to stop it

don't got any

can't wait to post opinions on your tl *cracks digits*

da vinky! thank you for coming to my tik tok

*knocks down walmart door guy* outta my way, im all out of damp socks

cowonna viwus

oh no I put too much salt in my body

how many plums could a plumbr plumb if a plumbr could plumb plums

I know HR has lots of stuff going on, but it's hard not having insight on status of my thing. A to-do list task for HR, but a majorly big shift for Annika.

it was always going to turn out this way, but I'm still sad