Hop on! Ha ha ha haaaaa!
Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay…
🎸 🎸 🎸
🎶 Crazy, but this is a truth
Millions of humans fight nail and tooth
I think right now is right
To start doing hugs and stop doing fights
Sanity is fading
Living is a fail
I'm going off my rails on a crazy snail
"in my horny opinion"
🎶 L.A. was too much for this man…
(I couldn't cut it)
So I'm quitting that job I couldn't do
(I'm going)
I'm going back to find
(Going back to find)
What's still in my world
A world I cast away
Not so long ago
I'm going
On that midnight snail to Houston
(Going on a midnight snail)
I'm going back
(Going back to find)
To a past that's in my mind
(If I board that snail, do you wanna hop on my coattail?)
folks giving and gaining Admiration with astonishing rapidity ... and it is all thanks to that unassuming micro chip #drilipo
i will crush all spoofs of which i am victim . i will bring any folks who do spoofs of my glorious toots to that most high court of criminal law. #drilipo
Thousands of VC-paid scoot-scoots ruining San Francisco is 2018’s most hilarious and stupid social ill. No room to scoot-scoot in NYC: our public right of way is primarily for *bags* of trash!
A bar or two of hi-NRG Italo Disco brings back all that spooky stuff:
RIP Art B., host of paranormal radio show "Coast to Coast AM." As an insomniac kid, I would play his show on my clock radio for hours—10pm to 1am most nights.
That much UFO and ghost talk for that long should grow a paranoid fantasist, but in an unusual way, it taught critical thinking, imagination, and compassion for misfits and wackos.
if you don't
want my
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you don't
justify my
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Finally did a bit of work on a tool I want to build: a Milgram CAPTCHA that asks you to carry out bad tasks. Mostly just UI for now.
Running on Glitch: https://comefrom.glitch.me/
On Github:
https://github.com/ecmendenhall/COMEFROM
My brain: No functional ability to think of my childhood with any clarity or accuracy, all is a poor imitation in a mirror, through a glass darkly.
Also my brain: Vivid flashbacks to Link cooking various fruits and climbing unimportant rocks, floor plan and layout of Calamity Ganon’s lair.
instantiation back, who dis?
Months away, tons of UX/UI additions and modifications, but Mastodon still won't fill up that dang fifth column.
I am now a totally unironic fan of both Black Sabbath and pumping iron, Oulipals.