bad at living? no, just bad at working. living's good, i could cook or watch or snap a pic happily among top folks. but work? work, pal, sucks

half an olympiad ago, this Library-part had a staff of six; now it's half that, and i don't think it's our top half

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my boss has fuct off, mostly, and now i am in command of A Library For Soundproof Folks. at my disposal: two humans with so many clashings of opinion that i can only think about running away and couldn't i do my living as a fashion photo-guy? obviously my savings of six-and-two thousand dollars would do for, you know, an olympiad or two

which is all to say, holy shit @rjl20 & @sculpin, that sounds awful, i cannot fathom what pain you found

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long ago a bird didst poo on top of @owlboat, who didst wash up as good as could with napkins &c.; having quickly forgot, i didst kiss this spot; @owlboat insists this is bad and asks that i put tapatio onto my lips as antibiotic. OW. much ow. i am a wimp

my two-cat, two-human family is now a solo cat and two humans. loving our sick cat was a lot of work, a LOT of work, and still it sucks

good old Sony DVD-VCR combo, saving our bacon again

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first hit that two-bars button, and only at that point can you hit fast forward and it will go slowly

though 'mad all days and nights now' is my motto for an olympiad or two so far

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touchy about might/brawn constructions vis a vis cops now, too, what with that stupid top cop advising in UK, 'girls just gotta know what a lawful / licit cop stop is or a cop will just kill again, too bad' -- what? no?? in what world is this not obvious victim blaming??? mad all days and nights now

probably says nothing good about this fool that all it took to find and start a book was a human going "gosh, is that sarah j. maas 'court of thorns and [blooms]' book basically just fairy porn?"

"SOLD," i said aloud and ran to find it

canon nikon sony fujifilm olympus panasonic minolta mamiya contax polaroid kodak ilford lomography all at my disposal and still i can't shoot a pic -- why? 'cuz i'm at work! oulipo compatibility can't fix that, now, can it

ANIMAL CLASSIFICATION, FINAL
a. king's animals
b. animals in jars
c. animals you can hang out with
d. suckling pigs
f. stray dogs
g. animals in this classification
h. shaky animals (possibly mad)
i. animals too small to count
j. animals of paint & tiny brushwork
k. &c
l. animals who just put into sharp bits my fancy bloom-display urn
m. animals who, from afar, look bug-ish

don't toot "horny at work again, ugh"
don't toot "horny at work again, ugh"
don't toot "horny at work again, ugh"
don't toot "horny at work again, ugh"
don't toot "horny at work again, ugh"
don't toot "horny at work again, ugh"
don't toot "horny at work again, ugh"
wait, oops

i am now flinging into trash any and all half-thought-out plans of moving to Washington -- skipping straight to Scotland. or mayhap an arctic island

i was away, running a library for blind humans for almost four months, through lots of changing notions and conditions. no brain with which to toot, i'm afraid, but now i can try again

jamspank boosts

back at my spot in soundproof folks' library; folks asking again and again 'can i fuck that toy horn-for-making-sounds-loud?' buddy,

first visit back to my work spot in 5 months -- aaaaaaaaaa

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