18mo is playing "dog" by having a stuff animal sniff my crotch?

clowns in thatbrownstuff
clowns in thatbrownstuff

i: this is a "big flat"

postal lady: oh? what's in it

i: fabric … stuff

postal lady: that is not a "big flat" that is a "box"

i: 🙄

it o'clock what is you stack blow if

forth hurty

drink pic 

moka pot + foamy milk = cappuccino

trophy unlock: walk into shop and thatbrownstuff lady asks to grind up a pound of my usual

light bulb on a truck go choo choo

(again, i do not pass laws)

out at hardball playoffs: Schaumburg at Washington

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