Show additional

sundial walks into bar. barman says "why that long shadow?"

say "so long" to all of … this
and say hi to … oblivion!
— riff raff

bad girls don't wanna go to dog prom
bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm
(dog prom 3d is not a stupid film!)
— bob's burgs

to clarify, not _this_ toot. imaginary bot's imaginary toot with a pin. 🙄

Show thread

dumb bot thought — put a star on this pin iff you opt in to @ tags

joshly boosts

My initial plan was to find that now you will oulitoot with us!

"chain" vs "yarn". pulling first turns lights on/off. pulling 2nd unrolls knitting and is hard to undo. discuss.

bigfoot is a hoax and a 2003 subaru outback has notoriously big foot-pads for driving it with. quod unk d.


joshly boosts
Show additional (Mark II)

Mastodon is a "FOSS" social sharing hub. A multi-host substitution for capitalistic platforms, it avoids risking a particular company monopolizing your communication. Pick a host that you trust — you can still talk with all hosts running Mastadon. Any individual can run a Mastodon instantiation and join in this social hub in a jiffy.