i didn't want to tidy up my living situation today until i put on my jumpsuit; with a jumpsuit on i tidy for hours without stopping. why is my brain way?
here's a cool tip: snails have both a gill and a lung.
you wouldn't hack a gibson
did you at any point do yahoo kid
do you, yahoo
do you yahoo?
Folks, I got back into this Void
oulipo pals: i'm sorry but i'm not sorry for boosting a toot with a bad symbol in it as that toot was about snails
How to Establish a Long Distance Relationship
your honor, if, and i say if i was driving that train, how was it a runaway train? "driving" would imply control, would it not? motion to dismiss, your honor
"oh, but at what cost!" i call out, should anything good occur
i was victorious but at what cost
kit, what's going on in your job today?
oh not much just stuck on a roof waiting for a can of wasp spray
pro tip: don't try to adorn your living situation with spooky trim just for this month; work skulls into your total furnishing plan
thank you all again for my invitation to this symposium on po-mo fiction. i am looking forward to giving my talk on our final night about scooby doo motifs in thomas pynchon's catalog and how shaggy works as a sort of proto-protagonist for said works
shout out to that guy on my block who's burning plastic right now. good thinking, buddy!
i saw a billboard for qanon an hour ago and i'm still grappling with that
wolfman in gingham / just got back today
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