[kit as an old and grumpy man, waking from a nightmarish vision of past days, charging out onto his balcony and calling out to a passing child] you! boy! what day is it?
[an urchin child who is also kit] why, sir, don't you know? it's mail from @starlit day!
It's November, which means it's National Novel Generation Month, where people write code that writes a novel!
I would love to see more beginner programmers participate, so I just wrote a blog post that highlights some very simple novel generators that were made last year.
this bot is going to start tooting soon! (not compliant, and I admit hand picking that first post):
slapstick honky tonk cat burglar
a markov chain said i was "so wholsom"
mastodon backgammon grand champion, 2019
him/his