Toot with a pin

if i buy a chainsaw, you know that first thing i do is i'm posting about buying it on oulipo dot social

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i was gonna call this a pivot but actually "gaming son who is not winning" was always my brand

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[turning around and looking up from my gaming chair] no dad, i am not winning

thinking about writing additional oulipo-compliant songs

ranjit's #1 hit song, "(my baby is a) janky-tonk arsonist" sounds alarmingly similar to my own composition

just going totally buck wild in an arbys parking lot but still maintaining social distancing

i forgot that anybody can just "toot" a "toot" on oulipo dot social

flag guards brought onboard from 2/19/2012 onward don't know flag protocol, only know corn cob, log off, cowboy paint a dog, my family is dying, and buddy,,,,

how many fish would a fast fish fish if a fast fish could fish fast?

just found out that bob burton is a bot and not a guy who is v into translating things from latin lol

highlight of my night so far was sitting on a big rock and watching a kid piloting a cardboard boat as it was sinking. probably not gonna top that tbh

i saw a 2003 subaru outback at my local publix today but i think it was taking a nap. still p spooky though!

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