how to show a 2003 subaru outback that you ain't afraid of it

[kit as an old and grumpy man, waking from a nightmarish vision of past days, charging out onto his balcony and calling out to a passing child] you! boy! what day is it?
[an urchin child who is also kit] why, sir, don't you know? it's mail from @starlit day!

how to bargain with a 2003 subaru outback

if you outlaw posting, only outlaws will do posts

It's November, which means it's National Novel Generation Month, where people write code that writes a novel!

I would love to see more beginner programmers participate, so I just wrote a blog post that highlights some very simple novel generators that were made last year.


lost my job judging high school sports for insisting that ain't no law that says a dog can't play too

unpopular opinion: 14 hands, 1 inch is a horsy, not a pony

i just saw robocop and robocop 2 and it was a lot, y'all

this bot is going to start tooting soon! (not compliant, and I admit hand picking that first post):

using a local road atlas to build a fun voronoi diagram of arby's locations i got thrown out of

i had a prof. in 2008 say that i should study fortran and i think about that a lot

oulipo has so much in-joking and so many unusual linguistic work-arounds that i think of most of my toots as "local only" anyways tbh

Show additional (Mark II) is a lipogrammatic Mastodon for all.
Ambigram by B. Morin, CC BY-SA 4.0