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[out courting, in a dim auditorium, watching a film about gastropods] that snail? that's a snail.

steinman no. 2 plums, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1898

shippers pride plums, painted by royal charles steadman, 1918

wyant plums, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1901

morgan plums, painted by amanda almira newton, 1907

mt. logan plums, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1901

moncelt plums, painted by amanda almira newton, 1908

red june plums, painted by royal charles steadman, 1919

pro-tip for tomorrow morning's snack: try hiding your plums amongst apricots

toots
soots
shots
shoos
shoot
short
sport
spork
spark
snark
snarl
snail

about to watch that classic fourth of july film, jaws

this is just to say
a crook
snuck into
my orchard
last night

and took a barrow
full of plums.
can you
fathom it?

who would do
such a thing,
commit an act
so cold?

my gym marks climbs just with hold color (without gaffa strips) so i just had to whip out a flashlight to try to find out what color a hold was in a shadowy spot and if i could put a foot on it.

okay, last marty robbins toot for today but i just found out that ol' marty took all that cash from all his hit songs to pay for his fun lil hobby: racing in nascar

marty robbins junior junior will sing of my foolhardy cowboy antics; mark my words

big iron! big iron! big iron!

just totally blasting "gunfighting ballads and trail songs" by marty robbins at my work station this morning

bananas, painted by james marion shull, 1919