kit, but up to no good again is on oulipo.social. You can follow or talk with this account if you own an account on any instantiation. If you don't, you can sign up.

I thought a bit about what my goal is in using oulipo dot social.

My 'conscious' goal is to slow my writing and bring forth only toots which I find important, and join a community which also thinks in this way.

My day-to-day tooting, otoh, is all dumb puns and writing again old prosody without that glyph. And joining a community which also toots in this way.

Oulipo is an amalgam of such toots, but right now I want to tilt back to that first sort.

kit, but up to no good again @kit
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@phooky i log on to oulipo dot social to construct convincing alibis

@kit i submit that your oulipo alibi is highly dubious

@phooky hogwash! look at this turnip! look at this tractor! look at this tub for hog washing!

@kit that turnip is full of opium, this tractor is an M1 Abrams tank, and this tub is full of.. ugh, is this stagnant blood? your alibi is a fiasco and you should hang your noggin low, sir

@phooky you claim to know an awful lot about @kit's opium turnips. is it in fact YOU who must obtain an alibi???

@mlc @kit I saw @phooky last night on a dark back road with a barrow full of globular roots and a shifty look.

But turnips? It was too dark to say. possibly rutabagas. Normal unguilty rutabagas.

@ranjit @kit @phooky to own a rutabaga is to put a foot on a slippy sloping path to anti-social criminality. ithacavoice.com/2015/12/a-brie

@mlc @ranjit @phooky this is my kind of sports story tbh. i'm gonna go down to my farm lab and work on cultivating oblong rutabagas.

@ranjit @mlc @kit onions! i was just shifting normal, normal onions! that's why i was crying! it's... *sob*... it's just *bursts into wails* ooonnniiiioooonnnsss

@phooky @mlc @kit all you Totally Normal Farming Folk might find handy this old Totally Normal Farming Garb I would put on back in my criminal - wait, no, back in my farming days

(from flickr.com/photos/ranjit/23129)

@ranjit @mlc @kit
Wow. This is my fav photo now.

*** HOT SPRING FASHION LOOKS ***
- Radish Hobo
- Lady of Shallots
- Bulb Crop Suit

@ranjit @mlc @kit (btw, grand army plaza food scans: still a thing?)

@phooky @mlc @kit can’t afford food nowadays but hoping food scans will thingify again soon!

@phooky okay, that turnip was actually a poppy pod but i also grow turnips at my"law-abiding" farm

@kit oh, as long as you also run a "law-abiding" farm, that's all cool. airtight alibi, sorry to bug you, sir
*painfully obvious wink*