@kit i submit that your oulipo alibi is highly dubious
@phooky hogwash! look at this turnip! look at this tractor! look at this tub for hog washing!
@kit that turnip is full of opium, this tractor is an M1 Abrams tank, and this tub is full of.. ugh, is this stagnant blood? your alibi is a fiasco and you should hang your noggin low, sir
@ranjit @kit @phooky to own a rutabaga is to put a foot on a slippy sloping path to anti-social criminality. https://ithacavoice.com/2015/12/a-brief-history-of-the-frozen-rutabaga-scandal-in-ithaca/
@phooky okay, that turnip was actually a poppy pod but i also grow turnips at my"law-abiding" farm
@kit oh, as long as you also run a "law-abiding" farm, that's all cool. airtight alibi, sorry to bug you, sir
*painfully obvious wink*