this is just to say
i am growing
in an orchard
on this farm
you will probably
i'm gonna go pick
a handful now
and so cold
i am still figuring out how it works but i think a ranch is just a farm without any plants growing so as soon as i dig up all my turnips, my farm turns into a ranch until i can plant my parsnips. as soon as parsnips start growing, my ranch turns back into a farm. #farmlipo
right now, as far as farm animals go, it's just goats on my farm. my darling goats jump and run and play all day long but i cannot hitch any of my goats to this plow
okay but what do y'all think about parsnips?
if you want to go comparing it to farming, robbing banks is not so difficult.
so i am told.
[standing on a soapbox and shouting into a snowstorm] turnips! turnips! boil 'um! mash 'um! stick 'um in a soup!
morning again, toiling at this farm i bought with paintings from that uffizi burglary. all day pigs go on asking for oats. buddy,
how about this
pivoting from "clumsy scooby doo villain" to "living on a farm with flowing, lustrous hair"
this location is not a location of honor.
no auspicious occasion past in this spot.
nothing of any worth is in this spot.
this location is a form of communication and a part of a group of communications.
follow this warning!
transmitting this warning was important to us.
- inscription on my family's crypt
driving cross-country in a van full of crystals and cats, waiting for horns to sprout from my skull
tonight i'm plotting my magnum opus: looting that grant wood painting of a man holding back a curtain to show a young washington, but with an old man's mug, holding an ax as an arbor lays dying and as his dad has a fit.
🎶 up on your rooftop / click click click / down through your chimbly / a gang of gangly cat burglars 🎶