did a ufo land in your big patch of corn last night or did i do crop-donuts in a flashy trans am, blasting old country songs and waking up your cows? who can say? it was probably a ufo though. #farmlipo
i was watching sci-fi films about ufos, martians, and such and now all i can think about is growing kohlrabi #farmlipo
my buddy, only crypto coin you wanna hoard is this: bird food. world's full of birds and all birds gotta sup. #drilipo
i built a scarycrow on sunday out of hay, broomsticks, a plastic pumpkin, and an italian suit that i won playing cards against a ship's captain and his dog. i also put a tiny boom box in it so it plays iggy pop songs for my bird pals. #farmlipo
i am still figuring out how it works but i think a ranch is just a farm without any plants growing so as soon as i dig up all my turnips, my farm turns into a ranch until i can plant my parsnips. as soon as parsnips start growing, my ranch turns back into a farm. #farmlipo
i was driving a tractor full of turnips through a blizzard all last night, down winding icy roads, only to find out that nobody wants turnips! #farmlipo
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