Do you know what a bomb is, Jack, that fails to go off? It’s a crap gold watch

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That canal-stuck ship joins Africa and Asia again

I got a Bunnings gift card but don’t know which tools I want to buy most

🎶 a wop-bop a loopa a wop bam boom / tutti frutti 🎶

It is a truth all hold as a fact, that a man who has an amount of capital, must want a woman to marry

Pop quiz, hotshot. A bomb is on a bus. What do you do?

You want that I should play that Wu-Tang joint again? (Mark II)

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