I await my opportunity again today, a randy watchman full of flag lust. You horny visitors always try to usurp my primacy in boning Old Glory. My boss thwarts all our plots.
Cross-toot translation from that bird thing:
Origin of hugs:
You look sad. I should try strangling all of your body.
@jamspank I applaud your choosing "soundproof" for this toot! Sorry about your angry visitor.
@ranjit Gotta obtain that dollar bill. Good luck!
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