mbrubck @mbrubck@oulipo.social

To buy: vast trunks, not worn.

Old: Discord chat
Bold: Discworld chat

Old: Making local and cloud backups of all my important data.

Bold: Abandoning my wish for an illusion of stability. Knowing that all things will pass from this world.

Oulipo’s auxiliary lingo is known as ’Spranto. Ĉu vi parolas ĝin?

old: mountain climbing
bold: massif attack

Stop shitting on non-consonants!

U is UNARGUABLY GOOD
O is OUTSTANDING
I is ILLUMINATING
...
A is AMAZING

(this pun may not apply without t- and d-flapping; consult your local phonologist prior to using)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flapping

At oulipo.social, I can post any symbol buddy

Toast and jam this morning.

My cat has to study up on various topics, including “night,” and “not crying loudly and waking us all up constantly.”

Fifty Gandalfs of Gray

Too many cooks

Why is nobody talking about 30–50 unruly kids that show up in my sty as my hogs try to wallow?

Diphthong: a word with four consonants in a row

I am at a watch-from-your-own-car outdoor film auditorium.

old: mad max cosplay
bold: furiosona

nimby (no irking my bigfoot, you)

Again

I got a song from old "Tato Skins" potato chip ads stuck in my brain.

Don't bring a naïf to a gun fight.

Whoopsy, Daisy
Frowning half sunk in sand
I'm half crazy
All for your cold command