Toot with a pin

Why is it “Kung Fu Panda” and not “Fight Cub”?

"What if Samus Aran was a cat?" Find out in Gato Roboto. Stylish, fairly amusing for its short duration, but all in all, not that inspiring. 3/5.

gatoroboto.com

As I saw you partying and wasting your days at a gym, I was studying FORTRAN. And now, with barbarians knocking down your door, you ask for my aid?

You think writing an "&" sign is tricky? Buddy,

I'm practicing writing kanji with a crappy ballpoint and now I know why all of Japan is so into quality writing tools.

Old: Making local and cloud backups of all my important data.

Bold: Abandoning my wish for an illusion of stability. Knowing that all things will pass from this world.

Oulipo’s auxiliary lingo is known as ’Spranto. Ĉu vi parolas ĝin?

old: mountain climbing
bold: massif attack

Stop shitting on non-consonants!

U is UNARGUABLY GOOD
O is OUTSTANDING
I is ILLUMINATING
...
A is AMAZING

(this pun may not apply without t- and d-flapping; consult your local phonologist prior to using)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flapping

At oulipo.social, I can post any symbol buddy

My cat has to study up on various topics, including “night,” and “not crying loudly and waking us all up constantly.”

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