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Plans for tonight: Staring at a blank wall for two hours, imagining that I’m watching Fast & Furious 9.

This ain’t no party
This ain’t no disco
This ain’t no fooling around

"Thirty pants from Gryffindor!"
*thirty gryffindors’ pants vanish*

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old: batman is fascist
bold: tom nook is a capitalist
sold: tom nook is batman

You can’t say “socially distant” without “soi-disant.”

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Pi instant is towards start of that window, but it’s hard to say just at what point.

Burnt my hand on a hot pot lid, making Hoppin’ John tonight. It’s just a minor burn, but still annoying.

coronavirus, hypochondria 

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