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@wikihow But what if... I buy fast food and pass it off as my own cooking...

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*slaps roof of catacomb* this bad boy can fit so many casks of amontillado in it

Had to abort my plans to go abroad but I’m taking a vacation from work anyways.

What with cops going door to door looking for social distancing violations, I’m planning my upcoming party as a mask-or-raid ball.

Food plan for tonight: dal (from scratch) and samosas (that I bought). And possibly a salad, if I’m not in a lazy mood.

Sought Kubla Khan in Xanadu
Just to watch him scry

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I shot a man’s arduino
Just to watch it fry

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Today’s book: “Martian“ (that book in a film of which Matt Damon plays its titular Martian).


Cooking Indian food again as a distraction and to satisfy my craving for dining out. Tonight: chana masala, korma, and basmati with saffron.

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Unusual situation: Two coinciding lockdowns in my city now. Trying to stay doubly indoors.

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Plans for tonight: Staring at a blank wall for two hours, imagining that I’m watching Fast & Furious 9.

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