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I call this “Zoom Happy Hour in a Box”

any oulipian born post-1993 can’t talk to dolphin. all you know is mcdonald’s, fast and furious, paint snails, climb rocks, drink hot soup, look upon works & cry

I finally got around to watching all 23 MCU films. (Was it worth it? Probably not.)

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I had a wild bunny visit my yard tonight.

An Infliction of Birds (A. Hitchcock, 1963)

If your law you follow brought you to this... of what good is your law?

Buying a Roku today so I can watch Hamilton tomorrow

Grids for Good: forty-four original crosswords by a group of authors raising funds for charity.

I did an old batch of charity crosswords by many constructors now participating in this, and found it top notch.

Satan’s Sudoku: Its only constraint is that any row, column, or diagonal must contain digits 6, 6, and 6.

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.

Long ago, our four nations sang in harmony

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@wikihow But what if... I buy fast food and pass it off as my own cooking...

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*slaps roof of catacomb* this bad boy can fit so many casks of amontillado in it

Had to abort my plans to go abroad but I’m taking a vacation from work anyways.

What with cops going door to door looking for social distancing violations, I’m planning my upcoming party as a mask-or-raid ball.

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