appl: our corporation did a tiny bit of changing to our iPhon; pls watch us talk about how ✨amazing✨ it is for an hour, it's soooo goood, in our opinion

googl: our corporation did a tiny bit of changing to our Pixl; pls watch a handful of our folk in ill-fitting clothing talk for an hour without saying anything at all about it

dril, trump, dicks Show additional

bot changing Show additional

politics Show additional

I think oulipo dot social may want an API for knowing which chars may not post, for bots to automatically adjust to our changing constraint

dril is taking about flags again! but doing that awful PUA thing, saying how much a flag is not so lust-inducing so that flag will think bad thoughts. but, buddy, all folks know what dril actually thinks of that flag.

say hi to my bot @allvalidwords!

it'll start posting random public domain groups of valid words. sourcing & info:

thx to @aparrish for providing a corpus!

sign up now for our platonic caving trip. don't bring any flashlights!

I'm talking about, um, “Act-Again Nativ” at Droidcon NYC this August; stop by and say hi if you want.

i put my aircon in my window last night and now i don't want to go outdoors

la inmigración Show additional

la inmigración Show additional

advising folks who want docs I'm writing for a softwary thing: Look on my words, you mighty, and start to panic

now, all night long,
charly's riding through stations,
crying, “what might tomorrow hold?
how can i afford to visit
siblings in Winthrop,
or cousins in Roxbury?”


charly's pals go down
to that gov't hq station
daily, at half past two
and through a trolly window,
toss charly a sandwich
as his train is rumbling through!


now, kind folks of Boston,
don't you think it's a scandal
how all of us must pay and pay?
fight this un-fair toll!
pick Walt O'Brian
so Charly's off our M.T.A.

idk if oulipo is gdpr-compliant, but gdpr is oulipo-compliant, so, okay

ok: a story of a snail -- charly -- on a tragic, important day:
snail puts six coins in his snants*, hugs its pals & family,
starts a trip on that M.T.A.

but is that snail back now? no, it's not back now,
and its path is still unknown,
it may go for always, on railways of boston,
it's that snail who didn't go back

charly hands in his coins at that m.i.t. station,
and wants to go to jamaica plain,
but on arrival a conductor says "pay 5¢ now, too"
charly's now stuck on that train!

* snail pants

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