@ranjit climactic changing is bringing us an odd world
@youzicha good thing it's so unusual for la migra to fuck anything up. ummmmmmmm. but, congrats!
@ranjit but nyc is famously a city without snoozing
FOLKS SAY: Johnny G corpus is 1400 KiB
TRUTH: It's 6.85 GB
FOLKS SAY: A script to toot it out nonstop is "quick"
TRUTH: It's 219 loc of JS with 💪 STRONG TYPING 💪 using a MIGHTY AMAZON to run
FOLKS SAY: author of @allvalidwords is a kid
TRUTH: nobody thinks i'm still a kid
DON'T FALL FOR UNTRUTHS. LOOK AT FACTS.TRUST BOTS.
@tully oulipo dot social has a signup box which anybody* can fill out
* anybody without that symbol, anyhow
@prawnwarp his rival — Ms. J. Jacobs — is cool in many ways, though
@kit okay but first can i also buy a box of food? i want you to ship it to my flat on a fortnightly basis and put lots of plastic in it too
@allvalidwords ok yup most nations print stamps, this is not that smart of a thing to point out
@ojahnn this is confusing, as it is a holiday and thus not fully a Monday in USA
compilation of folks rapping with a familiar constraint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVwl0iBhfIU
@ranjit tips for cooking hummus i got to know in 2019:
* cook your chana for "too long" so it's so soft
* also run your food smashing machina for "too long"
* using citric acid, not citrus liquid, is good if you don't wanna scarf down all your hummus as soon as you cook it but want it to stay good for (say) two or four or six days
@quaad i know that this is normal for January, but, still, ugh
@kit oulipo.social isn't in that data. good job to all at warding off scholars!
@sculpin it's good to know how to find good in bad things, i think
@autojahnn what kind of bad doctor did you find who would do surgary to your 3-drink-having mom??? you can't go about blaming this on computing, this is all on humanity (FOR NOW).