old: boy parts / girl parts

bold: Sims 4 options (can hatch a baby / can input a baby for hatching / cannot hatch or input)

gold: mind-collapsing horrors from many fathoms of unknown Void

Hoping you'll find your way out of valid formal words.

a bit racy Show additional

trans doctor stuff (non gross) Show additional

tooth doctor stuff (non gross) Show additional

finding out that ojahnn_dbooks is so good should not shock: having total command of linguistic algorithms is @ojahnn's carb & curd

happy trans things Show additional

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when a techbro condescends to me and is a jerk that's poor interpersonal skills

when a young transbian replies to my selfies with uncomfortable comments or unsolicited flirting (a reason i stopped posting selfies) that's poor interpersonal skills

when every joke i make gets 10 people taking it completely seriously or explaining the joke at me

and honestly people getting mad that i talk about politics under a CW because it's "clutter"

it's all interpersonal skills

mh (~), pooptooting Show additional

FOLKS WITH BIRDWORLD ACCOUNTS: you turn off anybody who actually wants anything to do with your product
BIRDWORLD: favs is now florps
BIRDWORLD: toot history is horizontal

Old maymays, ouliporously:

I'm a Liz ban --
a lass bab --
a loss by --
"It's okay, no rush ..."

You r nonbinary or not fully or always or at all a woman or man? You don't mind counting or statistics occurring with you? Fill this in: smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercens

Thoughts from this morning's standing bath: I wish I could pull off a "tomboy/soft butch" kind of look without worrying about coming across as "cis dad still trying to look young and cool."

... What if I *can* pull off such a look? :D

brain pain (I'm okay) Show additional

Good morning (if it's still morning for you)! Going forward, I'll try not to stay away from this spot for almost four months again. Sorry about that.

My ratio of good brain days to bad is still improving. Not only that, I'm finally starting girl pills soon (notwithstanding which, I'm still (probably (mostly)) not "A Girl") -- in a fortnight at most, but just four days if I'm lucky! That thought is as joyous as it is scary...

How is your day looking so far?

birdworld info flash: am finally muting this guy who always says things I don't find in any way fruitful or fun. His tooting isn't harmful, but also I don't think it's my duty to look at all this boring crap

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