Toot with a pin

🎶 long black cat
morning yowl
I’m still sad
so gib pat no-o-ow 🎶

Toot with a pin

a thought, a fright, a plan, a bit of crying, a ton of support, a you-phoria, a woman: Clara.

(picturing him in a maid outfit, doing laundry AGAIN, and imagining him happy)

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I am sitting in a morning
you: waiting for a man to pour
you and I: dissimilar!

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I am sitting in a room
you: also sitting in a room
your room and my room: dissimilar!

v mildly bawdy 

I laid Ilion low with a trick:
Now I’m waiting for you with a stick.
With my wax I put surds
Against big-tiddy birds.
Who am I? I’m Nobody. Think quick!

post-grs (+) 

all 5 dots baby~

urinating on command is a skill I forgot, though

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post-grs (+), bodily functions 

first follow-up appt tomorrow! looking forward to walking without carrying around a bunch of tubing to trip on, to pooping without a wad of packing to obstruct things, and to updating my brain-map of what's going on in that spot

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only two kinds of trans folks: Yosys trans folks, and VCV Rack trans folks

post-grs (+), ouchy 

“gotta grow slow,” I say to my downstairs as it’s stitching up my wounds and (softly or loudly) saying “ouch, this is a wound” to my brain about it

truly, a human body is a magical thing, to just do that with no instruction or conscious thought

… and all I gotta do is stay on top of my hydration and my pills, and avoid moving around too much!

packing is coming out this Tyrsday - at that point I’ll find out how to do my dilations

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grs (+++) 

Out of hospital! Still trailing a cath bag and a “wound-vac,” but it’s good to not sit in an institutional spot

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Folks, if you want a small, chill spot to hang & chat casually with pals (plus random posts from fun bots), oulipo.social is a good pick.

It has only 1 law. You can't post this:

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grs (+++) 

😎 invagination did go … smoothly 🕶😁

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grs soon (+), gross-ish 

this "colon blow" drink smacks of ... citrus, baking soda, salt, and too much artificial sugar

oh and also it's 4000 mL big

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