i'm not procrastinating!! I'M not procrastinating!!! i shout as i slowly turn into a corncob.


or procrastination could turn you into...an avocado? a fruity cocktail?

what should procrastination turn you into. a raisin?

@ngnr i think turning into a pumpkin is traditional

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