"Things All Smack Of Patriarchy," i cry as i toss my aunt's social grilling platform and turn our 4th of July into my 4th of Shit

@nightpool for oulipo, must you also avoid acronyms? "social grilling platform" is a bit of a circumlocution; why not just "bbq grill"? (or, "outdoor/charcoal/backyard grill")

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Ambigram by B. Morin, CC BY-SA 4.0