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Oulipo, tomorrow I am going to a hospital and having an organ cut out! My first living-through this particular thing, as I am always in good physical condition (knock on wood). I just don't want to do anything with this particular organ; in fact I want nothing to do with it. And it's all paid for by Ontario.

I am a tiny bit afraid, though it's irrational. Wish this Oulipian luck, if you will.

Almost six-hour-long cycling work shift today. Oof

must work, but first, arvo nap #banalipo

lmao our @mlc has put in a Github pull ask for Masto app Tusky that rickrolls fascists, and fascists (and fascist-condoning ppl) got maaaaaaad https://github.com/tuskyapp/Tusky/pull/1303

Tonight on my way back from 🚲 work, I saw a guy from a building on my road, taking a baby sparrow out to try flying. It can fly downwards, but not upwards, so far. Its mom and dad bring it food.

Y'all, I saw a crazy thing today. A big black ant with an ant's noggin, sans body, still biting it - jaws locking onto a long, thin palpator. Don't fuck with ants.

folding lil origami boats in which to hunt whals

If you start typing but your app is actually just a long roll of papyrus, turn off scroll lock

hold on to your lumps, folks

Was cycling in rain for my job, for hours. Now I'm back in my flat, with a purring cat. I wish I had pizza though. #banalipo

Hi again Oulipo, sorry to say I forgot about you. But last night I had a night-vision about writing lipogrammatic porn. Just so you all know.

*looks at local conditions*

🎶 Biiiiking in rain, I'm biking in rain - 🎶