as Marx said, "Without a snail, a book is a man's top bud. Within a snail, it's too dark to study."
this is a root of socialist thought
oulipo too tiring for this insomniac typist
LIGHTNING FLASH!
kid don't stir
BOOM, CRASH!
kid don't stir
(tick tocks pass)
kid poops loudly: flailing, crying
just had an amazing mo with my kid. that guy was crying, and I just said "it's okay, I <3 you" and boom, hugs and laughing.
this shit is magical.
O Suprasnail
O slug
O monopod
monopod
ha ha ha ha ha
hi
i am out right now
but if you want to contact us
just start talking
at a sound of a boing
boing boing boing boing
announcing my forthcoming publication, SOUL-CHURNING YARNS OF HORROR FOR KIDS, VOL. I & II
loved these poems on tagvverk by Adam Greenberg https://tvverk.wordpress.com/2018/06/21/adam-greenberg/ "Each poem has been assembled using only language from the names of companies found in the Fourtune 500 list from 1989"
all ok now. that was fun
soloing w kid and infant on 3 hours total nap last night. span from Mom going out to simu-spawn tantrum: approx. 6 min.
obviously both sport a swol nappy
so much crying
baby's doctor visit stats:
.10lb 15oz @ 1 month
90th % on noggin girth, mass, and up-down span
no criminal history
A Call From Cthulhu, by H. P. Lustcraft
Additionally, by this author:
- This Colour Out of Vacuum
- Rats In My Walls!
- That Thing On Our Stoop
- Hubba North, Doubly Animator
- At This Mountain of Angry
Baranois, by Gold-Bug hack
A young man is way too into his cousin's oral furnishings (almost carnally, you might think). As said cousin grows ill, that man just can't stop thinking about that stunning tooth array. Alas, his cousin punts this mortal coil, or so all think! Our young buck blacks out.
Rousing in a library, that guy is told that his cousin still ticks! Was dug up, cut up! Our man panics-- horror! Shock! Disgust and loathing! For from his coat, tumbling: molars and incisors!
-FIN-
baby is wailing as much as an "inquiry ship" from japan
can't wait for kids to finish "fun pooping" part of kid-dom and skip right to "bad dril adaptations on oulipo dot social" part
baby is making adorbs pooping sounds in his mini-crib; H, half-rousing, laughs
baby poop Show additional
kid only draws up-down marks with his chalk. I ask him for a horizontal mark. kid turns his noggin 90° and draws an up-down mark.
... slick hack, kid.
today so far: baby orbital launch via gastric propulsion fails disgustingly; kid flunks out of intro swim class. whoo
A classic L. Flatt song for your Friday night: "I Can't Distinguish Boys From Girls"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwPtXjck95A
