phooky @phooky@oulipo.social

doctor: and what do you do if you grow sad
I: toot on oulipo dot social
doctor: no

Too busy with kids to shitpost. No kidding.

i was missing y'all! im gonna do a bit of oulipo shitposting again soon.

I don't want to go out / I want to stay in
-David B.

I'm talking to administration officials about tax cuts for giant ass corporations

That's right

I'm a lobbyist for Big Booty

It's about a small, curious half robot who fucks up a lot

It's that famous sci-fi kids book, Curious Borg

Duran Duran's smash hit, "Rio", is looping through my psychic hi-fi right now. If I could broadcast my brain's vibrations via radio, that's what's blaring

That Dr. S book is actually about Sam-I-Am convincing this guy to chow down on his cock and balls

I wish I didn't know this but I can't push it out of my mind now

An Assassination of Julius C. by Tiny Hands (2020)
craft sticks and Play-Doh
On loan from artist

LOB ROCKSTAR! dwon, dwon...

it wasn't a lob
it was a lob
rockstar

MACHO BARD FIGHT!
Bard Bro 1: Your Arthurian mythology is for shit
Bard Bro 2: *plays*
Bard Bro 1: Ok you know "Lady of Shallot" but what about "Maid of Onion"

i am a bit sad that i am not a 16y.o. goth at this point in history

You: baking a loaf or two, growing your own broccoli and organic ramps
Us: hair wild, rolling in dung to mask our odors, looking up laws vis a vis trapping cats and birds for food

Writing programs in COBOL == oulipo for programming

A plant grows in its own coffin. A glum thought, but it is so.

Oops no pups, only maws

A kid vid mixup: it turns out my kids saw six solid hours of "maw patrol", oops