all ok now. that was fun
soloing w kid and infant on 3 hours total nap last night. span from Mom going out to simu-spawn tantrum: approx. 6 min.
obviously both sport a swol nappy
so much crying
baby's doctor visit stats:
.10lb 15oz @ 1 month
90th % on noggin girth, mass, and up-down span
no criminal history
Baranois, by Gold-Bug hack
A young man is way too into his cousin's oral furnishings (almost carnally, you might think). As said cousin grows ill, that man just can't stop thinking about that stunning tooth array. Alas, his cousin punts this mortal coil, or so all think! Our young buck blacks out.
Rousing in a library, that guy is told that his cousin still ticks! Was dug up, cut up! Our man panics-- horror! Shock! Disgust and loathing! For from his coat, tumbling: molars and incisors!
baby is wailing as much as an "inquiry ship" from japan
can't wait for kids to finish "fun pooping" part of kid-dom and skip right to "bad dril adaptations on oulipo dot social" part
baby is making adorbs pooping sounds in his mini-crib; H, half-rousing, laughs
kid only draws up-down marks with his chalk. I ask him for a horizontal mark. kid turns his noggin 90° and draws an up-down mark.
... slick hack, kid.
today so far: baby orbital launch via gastric propulsion fails disgustingly; kid flunks out of intro swim class. whoo
Last night I got a bit of Actual Unconscious Inactivity, huzzah
sick kid is finally improving. tiny kid is finally snoozing. this sat/sun was shiiiiiiity.
baby's first doctor visit today! doc confirms: baby swol
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