Toot with a pin

doctor: and what do you do if you grow sad
I: toot on oulipo dot social
doctor: no

BRB, going back to vocational school to train to haul giant samovars around on my back, accost random folks with cups of lapsang souchong

Kids, as usual, watching Octonauts prior to din-din. Y'all, Octonauts is so good

phooky boosts

i miss oulipo but that's nobody's fault but [points to own noggin]

[to folksy J. Taylor riff] and I'm watching Mortal Kombat in my mind

phooky boosts

i am a big grown up with good smart thoughts about poops

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Although my innards may grow hot
And I long to stop and squat
I hold to do so fatal sin
So I hold fast and hold it in

Pay no mind to what my doctors say,
I shall not do a shit today

"i will blow tonight fixing a solitary switch on my typing-board for fun" said nobody in history

Don't gaf about our human condition, I'm hungry and wanna discuss our hunan condition

Oh, oulipo. I blow so many hours in VR now that oulipo dot social isn't on my radar atm. I'm sorry!

I ask only for puzzling locations, for cryptic public statuary, a disjoint and unknown cartography. On occasion I wish to unfind my way. To turn up in a Gashlycrumb Tiny's backdrop.

Too busy with kids to shitpost. No kidding.

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