Klaus Kinski, who lurks in a burrow and nabs almost 10,000 arthropods daily, is abnormal and should not count
but doctor, I *am* Klaus Kinski
boop blip i am a shitpostng bot that posts dril posts at 17rpm
doctor says to guy, "go visit Pagliacci, a famous proctologist in our town." and this guy says, "butt doctor,
good luck rhyming "wolf"
gonna nap in your dirt
gonna talk dirty to your wolf
gonna turn into a bat and blow you off
i'm a baaaad vaaaaaamp
Kiss my public display of ass
@dracula should look to RLS for inspiration
https://www.theonion.com/at-the-peak-of-my-fame-i-could-have-slept-with-any-wer-1836281120
phooky
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O mighty sir or madam,
I am Isamandias, son of Ozymandias. Papa and I had to run from our country during a popular uprising. During our dynasty our family hid thirty six million (36,000,000) gold drachmas which nobody knows about in a vast colossus in our capital city. I can trust almost nobody but i know I can trust you to assist, for which I will thank you with 20% (1,800,000 drachmas) on that day on which that trunk of gold is back in my hands.
I am Fozzymandius, King of Zings
Look upon my joiks, and wokka wokka wokka
Word is that dolphin dot town is now full of bigots and fascist propaganda
or kind communists and unconditional joy
it's hard to know, frankly
phooky
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a man, a plan, a boat full of dirt: dracula
throd trod on grod's cod
just to mix it up a bit
i wish oulipo would just allow that glyph and ban a, i, o, u for 1 month
ordinarily @phooky
First login on Apr 2017
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