phooky @phooky@oulipo.social

doctor: and what do you do if you grow sad
I: toot on oulipo dot social
doctor: no

Singing "I Put a Nappy on You" to a small child a la Yowlin' Jay Hawkins

Words on that old kingdom tomb's door: Sic transit gloria mummy

Didn't nod off last night and now I'm just a stumbling sack of shit today

BRB, going back to vocational school to train to haul giant samovars around on my back, accost random folks with cups of lapsang souchong

Kids, as usual, watching Octonauts prior to din-din. Y'all, Octonauts is so good

i miss oulipo but that's nobody's fault but [points to own noggin]

[to folksy J. Taylor riff] and I'm watching Mortal Kombat in my mind

Ontologyology

I say "I" as "I", but not "a" as "a"

i am a big grown up with good smart thoughts about poops

Although my innards may grow hot
And I long to stop and squat
I hold to do so fatal sin
So I hold fast and hold it in

Pay no mind to what my doctors say,
I shall not do a shit today

going to ask @badnews to talk

Portrait of Bartlby as a Young Man

"i will blow tonight fixing a solitary switch on my typing-board for fun" said nobody in history

Don't gaf about our human condition, I'm hungry and wanna discuss our hunan condition

'pataphysics: oulipo for food for thought

Kashrut and halal: oulipo for food

Amul& of ¥dor