phooky @phooky@oulipo.social

doctor: and what do you do if you grow sad
I: toot on oulipo dot social
doctor: no

[to folksy J. Taylor riff] and I'm watching Mortal Kombat in my mind

Ontologyology

I say "I" as "I", but not "a" as "a"

i am a big grown up with good smart thoughts about poops

Although my innards may grow hot
And I long to stop and squat
I hold to do so fatal sin
So I hold fast and hold it in

Pay no mind to what my doctors say,
I shall not do a shit today

going to ask @badnews to talk

Portrait of Bartlby as a Young Man

"i will blow tonight fixing a solitary switch on my typing-board for fun" said nobody in history

Don't gaf about our human condition, I'm hungry and wanna discuss our hunan condition

'pataphysics: oulipo for food for thought

Kashrut and halal: oulipo for food

Amul& of ¥dor

Oh, oulipo. I blow so many hours in VR now that oulipo dot social isn't on my radar atm. I'm sorry!

I ask only for puzzling locations, for cryptic public statuary, a disjoint and unknown cartography. On occasion I wish to unfind my way. To turn up in a Gashlycrumb Tiny's backdrop.

Too busy with kids to shitpost. No kidding.

i was missing y'all! im gonna do a bit of oulipo shitposting again soon.

I don't want to go out / I want to stay in
-David B.

I'm talking to administration officials about tax cuts for giant ass corporations

That's right

I'm a lobbyist for Big Booty