phooky @phooky@oulipo.social

doctor: and what do you do if you grow sad
I: toot on oulipo dot social
doctor: no

So slow
Sow slough

Kids: stuck indoors. "Stinky & Dirty Show" saving my bacon

Big boy jobs:
* Mayor
* Hall monitor
that's it

I'm so sick

H is out of town

Kids: ultra grumpy

I'M NOT JOKING THIS IS A V. GRAVY SITUATION

History is judging my actions as v. v. gravy

Scouring a giant landmass and killing millions in a bid to find a CITY OF GRAVY

FOUNTAIN OF GRAVY also ok

Running aground in my gravy boat, finding brazil, and turning into a

*** GRAVY CONQUISTADOR ***

potato non grata

Ringing in this annum by having a giant potato for din-din

Annum novum starts right with kids splashing in a bath!

Got up prior to kids. What day is this

So many bots

No human toots

BRING BACK OULIPO

I am digging "unpopular dracula in high school"

You know what's a fun word? Spatchcock. Spatchcock is a fun word

My 3yo's autobiography: "Loud and a Lil Stinky"

How is it that Santa can drop off gifts in a flat with no chim-chim? So, kids, turns out Santa can turn into a bat, or a mist, so as long as you ask him in, Santa can go hog wild in your digs

Ur, a bus: Subaru

Transformughs: Robots in Disgust™

Not a funny way of saying things; this kid actually has two ham catalogs from a ham company.