phooky @phooky@oulipo.social

Do zoom in; it's so good

this kid lit is lit

Awwwww shit my kid just got his first Scholastic book catalog and it's on

buy a snak boi, availability may vary
https://biologyproducts.com/live-14-18-garter-snake/

What's my tot chomping? (Looks in mouth) oh, it's a big bug, hooray

why orb and not urb

Sympathy without warning -> succor punch

Gilligan's Island's is back baby. It's good again. Luvvvvvvyyyyy (thurston Howl)

[v. nasal sound] my whiff

It is I, whiff guy

Now That's What I Call Horrifying Trivia

TIL that "Now That's What I Call Music #1" hit shops back in 1983

Oulipo, Oulipo, a magical fruit
If you log in, you gonna toot

It's Holaboros, a looping Spanish hoop lizard who says hi again and again

my plans (hands) kid whining at 1am

my giving a shit if I'm doing this right

Coming soon: Vox post about "son guys"

[borat sound] my son

I'm back! Until a kid bonks a noggin or wants food or to play, so I'm back for about .05 hours

🎵 Only shooting forward cracks tarot

Why log off if you can log ouuuut