doctor: and what do you do if you grow sadI: toot on oulipo dot socialdoctor: no
I just took a DNA assayTurns outI'm 100%This thing
Cool crab FACT: Dr. Claw is not an actual doctor nor an actual crab but has many crab pals and his cousin is going to marry a crab so don't call Dr. Claw an anti-crabbist
Cool crab FACT: A king crab runs a kingdom with two vassals: jack and shit
Cool crab FACT: crabs molt to ditch awkward situations
Cool crab FACT: crabs don't chow on potato on moral grounds
But if a 'tato tot could talk it might say, "don't chow on tots! Chomp on a 'tato your own mass!"
'Tato tots tan't talk
Anton Vowl on Pat Sajak's show, quaking in growing horror as Vanna prowls back and forth, trying to finish his task, and failing: "Popular TV Star", all consonants showing,P _ T _ R D I N K L A G _
TIL no cool crab facts, just boring crab history and dumb crab info
i wanna nap but it's our nupital's 5th birthday today so i wanna stay up and party too
This 9 min youtub film is amazing, it turns out you can crack an ovum into a plastic cup and still grow a chick from it! Highly magical, in my opinion.
Status: googling "cool crab facts" as I slowly slough off my skin
National Mu-mu Month starts today
Why subtoot if you can
If your shop has Starbucks Frappaccino but not Manhattan Sp. you ain't got my custom
"and if you complain again, you'll find an army of I" *baby farts*
Introducing my tot to circa 1995 Kid Koala and Björk this morning. Also playing with trains.
That famous witch, BABY YAGA, rocking in a ambulatory tripod crib. Shhhh, softly, for if BABY YAGA stirs, it will doom you all
pwnagotchi is oulipo compliant
happy night of horror and anguish, my bloody buds
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