Toot with a pin

doctor: and what do you do if you grow sad
I: toot on oulipo dot social
doctor: no

Narc-issus calls cops to his digs again and again, can't stop looking at his own mug shot


If you buy nothing on buy nothing day, buy nothing buys nothing into you

Black Friday bargains on your soul, basic humanity; don't miss this opportunity

As distinct from Thanky Habsgiving, which was last a thing in 1780

I just got a catalog now
Turns out
It's 100%
Cold ham

Thanks to prior inhabitants of our digs, I just got a ham catalog. It's a catalog of ham. Ham ham ham ham ham. Do you want ham? Look at this ham catalog.

Ham catalog.

[slaps roof of cybotruck] this bad boy can fit so much angular brutalism in it

Who's up for a bit of blad running tonight in honor of blads having run on this day in 1982

Cool crab FACT: Dr. Claw is not an actual doctor nor an actual crab but has many crab pals and his cousin is going to marry a crab so don't call Dr. Claw an anti-crabbist

Cool crab FACT: A king crab runs a kingdom with two vassals: jack and shit

Cool crab FACT: crabs molt to ditch awkward situations

Cool crab FACT: crabs don't chow on potato on moral grounds

But if a 'tato tot could talk it might say, "don't chow on tots! Chomp on a 'tato your own mass!"

Show additional (Mark II) is a lipogrammatic Mastodon for all.
Ambigram by B. Morin, CC BY-SA 4.0