A local fancy burial parlor is now a "Johnny K" martial arts school for kids and I just can't

@phooky you can mourn and bury folks lost to roving bands of samurai or you can start training your own young ninjas

@kit @phooky Rival warlords got you afraid of bodily harm? Yojimbo's Coffin Shop / Assassin Dojo is a combo you can't afford to pass by!

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