What if Ozymandius was king of sand manufacturing. As in, "look upon my sand manufacturing works". If so, dang, Ozzy, good job
@phooky Ozymandias Statuary Works: Proudly Sculpting Thigh, Calf and Foot. No Monolith Too Vast! Sorry, No Trunks.
@phooky look on my 20% off bargains, o mighty, and shop now!
@ranjit *dialing sounds* "hi, OSW? i want to know if it still counts as a monolith if i want _two_ limbs. uh huh, sans trunks. ... okay, i'll hold." *waits 3000 annums*