So a thing about moving is that prior occupants' junk mail still shows up and I just found this catalog in our mailbox and uh



@joshly do not snatch my orb or my dragon will chomp your grabby bits

@phooky today i had to say for my mom what a plasma bulb is and this dragon orb woulda did that job

@phooky trump watch: possibility of accuracy on up to two occasions daily (max).

@phooky $200 for a razor-sharp Honshu® broadsword -- will that kill a horcrux, say, in a 2003 Subaru Outback? or -- spitballing, you know -- how about in a $25 Trump watch?

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