So a thing about moving is that prior occupants' junk mail still shows up and I just found this catalog in our mailbox and uh
@phooky orb mail-buying catalog
@joshly do not snatch my orb or my dragon will chomp your grabby bits
@phooky so did you buy a dragon orb??
@phooky today i had to say for my mom what a plasma bulb is and this dragon orb woulda did that job
@phooky that old ass ‘t’ logo tho
@phooky trump watch: possibility of accuracy on up to two occasions daily (max).
@phooky $200 for a razor-sharp Honshu® broadsword -- will that kill a horcrux, say, in a 2003 Subaru Outback? or -- spitballing, you know -- how about in a $25 Trump watch?