Awwwww shit my kid just got his first Scholastic book catalog and it's on
@phooky ohhhh shit this is my jam
@phooky special shout out to the colon-packed "Disney Learning: Puppy Dog Pals: Mission: Learn To Write"
@phooky I also appreciate that the "Bedtime For Baby Shark" cover felt the need to include "doot doot doo doot doot" on it, like you'd _forgotten_
@phooky OMG nostalgia's hitting now