I just took a D&D quiz
turns out
I'm a multiclass
half orc
lawful acrobat and druid
yah I got psyonics
i did two lucky rolls
boom boom
bag of holding
for my magical scrolls


you could fight a bad lich
not a human
you could join our party
scour ruins
you coulda split our loot
but you split on our raid
and thats too bad
but gary gygax got paid

why roll crits till you gotta roll crits
two goblins rip your bard into bits
DM got our party to an old crypt
translating glyphs from an unknown script
got wands that shoot out magic lightning
brass hat from an unconscious viking
XP, found a party to my liking
bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay

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