I will, and don't call us "God's Word"
uh, hi, the other companies told me only god could help me with this hard drive crash. so here i am, can you fix my hard drive? your book said it would solve every problem in life, but you don't even have blueprints for the tooling, so i figured i'd ask you personally.
@lyliawisteria "coping with" falls within params put forth by manual; marking WONTFIX