tfw your 3yo jumps up and says "I'M GONNA GRAB MY HAM CATALOGS"
Not a funny way of saying things; this kid actually has two ham catalogs from a ham company.
@phooky a christmas tradition: kids flip through a ham catalog, circling things santa might bring
@annika Santa Claus: famous cannibal holiday pig
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