How is it that Santa can drop off gifts in a flat with no chim-chim? So, kids, turns out Santa can turn into a bat, or a mist, so as long as you ask him in, Santa can go hog wild in your digs

Ah, so that's why Santa always visits during Chistmas *night*.

@youzicha @phooky Santa can't visit Antarctic kiddos. happy sun-still!

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