Although my innards may grow hot
And I long to stop and squat
I hold to do so fatal sin
So I hold fast and hold it in

Pay no mind to what my doctors say,
I shall not do a shit today


i am a big grown up with good smart thoughts about poops

in this room
you can munch on marshmallows
but only if you piss in potty

@joshly I just got our 2yo to do an A+ potty piss not half an hour ago and I am so proud

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