phooky @phooky@oulipo.social

BRB, going back to vocational school to train to haul giant samovars around on my back, accost random folks with cups of lapsang souchong

Portrait of Bartlby as a Young Man

An Assassination of Julius C. by Tiny Hands (2020)
craft sticks and Play-Doh
On loan from artist

Sunday morning crayon doodling with my kids got spooooooky

Thanks to prior inhabitants of our digs, I just got a ham catalog. It's a catalog of ham. Ham ham ham ham ham. Do you want ham? Look at this ham catalog.

Ham catalog.

I just took a DNA assay
Turns out
I'm 100%
This thing

I will, and don't call us "God's Word"

Warm thoughts to y'all from faux bavaria (fauxvaria)

Tulips didn't pan out but how about

I could do a cog sci journal on kids' badly drawn hopscotch boards

Violating city law by jogging as I cross a canal

Actual Valid Oulipo Toot: bits from GP's journals whilst composing his 'Manual', with amazing transcription. Finally own a copy of this book!

Awwwww shit my kid just got his first Scholastic book catalog and it's on

What's my tot chomping? (Looks in mouth) oh, it's a big bug, hooray

My tarot app has this innocuous formation as an option

So a thing about moving is that prior occupants' junk mail still shows up and I just found this catalog in our mailbox and uh

uhhh

uhhhhhhhhhh

How did all this shit wind up in our joint

<kondo>thank you; onwards</kondo>

My kid is a fan of rotational anarchy

Our gas utility in Brooklyn is 100% ok and not at all awful