phooky @phooky@oulipo.social

My 4yo is putting out an APB

This is a thing I had to actually say to my in-laws this morning

"Marat Croaks"
Toy Bricks
2021
On loan from artist

BRB, going back to vocational school to train to haul giant samovars around on my back, accost random folks with cups of lapsang souchong

Portrait of Bartlby as a Young Man

An Assassination of Julius C. by Tiny Hands (2020)
craft sticks and Play-Doh
On loan from artist

Sunday morning crayon doodling with my kids got spooooooky

Thanks to prior inhabitants of our digs, I just got a ham catalog. It's a catalog of ham. Ham ham ham ham ham. Do you want ham? Look at this ham catalog.

Ham catalog.

I just took a DNA assay
Turns out
I'm 100%
This thing

I will, and don't call us "God's Word"

Warm thoughts to y'all from faux bavaria (fauxvaria)

Tulips didn't pan out but how about

I could do a cog sci journal on kids' badly drawn hopscotch boards

Violating city law by jogging as I cross a canal

Actual Valid Oulipo Toot: bits from GP's journals whilst composing his 'Manual', with amazing transcription. Finally own a copy of this book!

Awwwww shit my kid just got his first Scholastic book catalog and it's on

What's my tot chomping? (Looks in mouth) oh, it's a big bug, hooray

My tarot app has this innocuous formation as an option

So a thing about moving is that prior occupants' junk mail still shows up and I just found this catalog in our mailbox and uh

uhhh

uhhhhhhhhhh

How did all this shit wind up in our joint