phooky @phooky@oulipo.social

[to folksy J. Taylor riff] and I'm watching Mortal Kombat in my mind

@joshly (in my mind, I'm watching this in IMAX right now)

Ontologyology

@ranjit got to found today's Young Locofoco Party

@joshly can you pick up that rail for us? also a log, a bit of dirt if you can. our pantry was full of dirt in March but now it's running low

@quaad @tripofmice just two additional such drying racks to qualify your dishrag for canonization

@fifty_shads blood-poundizing apparatus. my galls bladding, i

I say "I" as "I", but not "a" as "a"

@joshly I just got our 2yo to do an A+ potty piss not half an hour ago and I am so proud

@waltwhitman adsorb immorality

i am a big grown up with good smart thoughts about poops

Although my innards may grow hot
And I long to stop and squat
I hold to do so fatal sin
So I hold fast and hold it in

Pay no mind to what my doctors say,
I shall not do a shit today

going to ask @badnews to talk

Portrait of Bartlby as a Young Man

@joshly trippy!

"i will blow tonight fixing a solitary switch on my typing-board for fun" said nobody in history

@joshly ooh, that famous kung-fu kid?

Don't gaf about our human condition, I'm hungry and wanna discuss our hunan condition

'pataphysics: oulipo for food for thought