I'm back baby awooo (in two hours: oops forgot oulipo again)

@joshly i also got this baf whal, and i dunno what "it" is, but ours was born without it

it was all "hi your h2o is bloop blorp" from day 1

This is a thing I had to actually say to my in-laws this morning

"knock knock"
"who is it?"
"mortality!"
"mortality who?"
*not a word, just wind whistling past your door*

@ranjit @nv why not? paddington's just a bar. i'll say it: bar, bar, bar bar bar. paddington bar.

But it's all right, I'm jumpin' Phil Glass
It's a gas glass gas

My young child is talking about his plan to poop in my brolly, which I will only find out about during a rainstorm

@kit dying sun grows, swallowing husk of a world hosting 1 mastodon instantiation, only broadcasting chainsaw buy prohibitions into an uncaring void

Art and crypto worlds in a tizzy about this Non Fungal Toking stuff

phooky boosts

us (nyc) pol 

hi nyc oulipals, anybody thinking of voting in our mayoral primary to pick how to say adiós to bill d. blasio?

you must put your info down as 'D Party'. and, if your info is down as any non-D party (or no party at all) you only can modify your party info until 02/14.

this sucks! i am not a fan! but, still, you should think about doing this, as in nyc, primary voting is usually our most important kind of voting.

go to voterreg.dmv.ny.gov/motorvoter to do this modification if you want.

cargo by guys at work? no, car go by road. biz as usual by guys at work

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