what's got lost in all this is that a guy thinks that a kid actually wants a can of limas. no, kids actually want a giant can of ravioli, fuck your dumb fart food
@ranjit @autojahnn how i miss snoozing.
@joshly poopy tooty, poopy tooty, poopy tooty
I wish oulipo was main, but I ain't got 'nuff hours in my day for that. Sorry for all my shittooting.
This annum I plan to lazily toot on oulipo at random, as always.
@ranjit lungs! It is so odd to watch a snail suck in air.
2021 skills: knowing which kid's poop is which by sight. Handy!
@joshly @ranjit @whit_whal i think that was a whal furry, not a furry whal
@joshly hi to disturbing half-human hybrid of Dog-Man books
look at this cat
@tripofmice cat doing cat tasks in a cat way
@joshly jim hanson's warwolf babbys
@quaad you is ok in my book!
@tripofmice [Tim Gunn slaps participant] this is corduroy damn you
@joshly 15yr is a tiny baby by vampyr counting
Why would you watch a show about killing vampyr infants :( :( :(
@autojahnn How did you know HARDSNACK is my jam
Singing "I Put a Nappy on You" to a small child a la Yowlin' Jay Hawkins
Words on that old kingdom tomb's door: Sic transit gloria mummy
@ranjit child no. two will oft grab my hand and drag my lazy bod off our sofa
no. two is frickin strong
@joshly no, no
🎶night grilling
only on hush hush nights🎶
Didn't nod off last night and now I'm just a stumbling sack of shit today
ordinarily @phooky
First login on Apr 2017
