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us (nyc) pol 

hi nyc oulipals, anybody thinking of voting in our mayoral primary to pick how to say adiós to bill d. blasio?

you must put your info down as 'D Party'. and, if your info is down as any non-D party (or no party at all) you only can modify your party info until 02/14.

this sucks! i am not a fan! but, still, you should think about doing this, as in nyc, primary voting is usually our most important kind of voting.

go to to do this modification if you want.

cargo by guys at work? no, car go by road. biz as usual by guys at work

cargo pants? no, car go vroom. doggy pants

cargo hatch? no, car go out of factory. chick go hatch

Cargo cult?

Car no do that. Car go church

@tripofmice you got a lot of clout at oulipo dot social. Bank that capital!

food(?), monarchy 

@mlc @digitalthan @ranjit look, odd girls lying in ponds distributing flour is no basis for an agricultural civilization

phooky boosts

food(?), monarchy 

@digitalthan @ranjit @phooky
Arthur: I am Arthur, King of Baking!
Lady: King of what?
A: King of Baking!
L: What's baking?
A: All of us! All of us do baking, and I am your King.
L: I didn't know about any King. I thought anybody could do baking, autonomously.

I now know as many folks who got a vaccination as had coronavirus!

food (v, dairy) 

@digitalthan @mlc King Arthur pops out of his tomb with hot baking tips

@joshly @ranjit cargo hold door?
car no hold door. Hodor hold door

uh huh that's right dork lords I just did a GoT spoof in 2021 is that still cool or

kid: knock knock
i: who is it
kid: social norm violating cow
i: social norm violati--
kid: MOOOO

animal crossing 

@ranjit that snowman's not gonna last with that tiki-torch blazing right by him

@ojahnn if it is your party, you can cry if you want to

Smashing a crytriarchy to install a sadocracy

@ojahnn our crying family and its crytriarch having a grown-up cry

Told our kid that "crybaby" was an insult and not to say it. Now "laughbaby" is his insult du jour.

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