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(looks at mastodon) (finds human writing own ASM variant from scratch for fun) (hugs mastodon)

PS for 22nd c historians: that was sarcasm

Good thing today is moving day, as it is not at all hot

[cool 80's kid from PSA] pizza is my cryptocoin

baby: pops top off of sorting box, puts all parts in, puts top back on
i: okay, gordius

now i'd buy that for a [adjusts dollar for inflation]

[disco dancing] moving on Monday [shaking butt] only moving 5 blocks, though [moonwalks wildly] not worrying about what our young kids will think about all this [pops and locks] gonna turn out 1000% ok

Klaus Kinski, who lurks in a burrow and nabs almost 10,000 arthropods daily, is abnormal and should not count

boop blip i am a shitpostng bot that posts dril posts at 17rpm

doctor says to guy, "go visit Pagliacci, a famous proctologist in our town." and this guy says, "butt doctor,

gonna nap in your dirt
gonna talk dirty to your wolf
gonna turn into a bat and blow you off
i'm a baaaad vaaaaaamp

phooky boosts

O mighty sir or madam,

I am Isamandias, son of Ozymandias. Papa and I had to run from our country during a popular uprising. During our dynasty our family hid thirty six million (36,000,000) gold drachmas which nobody knows about in a vast colossus in our capital city. I can trust almost nobody but i know I can trust you to assist, for which I will thank you with 20% (1,800,000 drachmas) on that day on which that trunk of gold is back in my hands.

Our gas utility in Brooklyn is 100% ok and not at all awful

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