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Hi shorty, it's your birthday, oh wait, it's not your birthday, or your party, so don't cry if you don't want to, wait what is this, who is that, you may ask now, how do I work this

Can I apply an -ina suffix as a quick oulipo hack for my talking-form's out-of-touch boy/girl hangups?

My kids <3 oompah music and want to polka

Warm thoughts to y'all from faux bavaria (fauxvaria)

i follow two or so non-oulipo accounts on oulipo dot social and it is c o n f u s i n g

i should pack for our trip but don't waaaannnnnnaaaaa

I could do a cog sci journal on kids' badly drawn hopscotch boards

why roll crits till you gotta roll crits
two goblins rip your bard into bits
DM got our party to an old crypt
translating glyphs from an unknown script
got wands that shoot out magic lightning
brass hat from an unconscious viking
XP, found a party to my liking
bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay

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you could fight a bad lich
not a human
you could join our party
scour ruins
you coulda split our loot
but you split on our raid
and thats too bad
but gary gygax got paid

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I just took a D&D quiz
turns out
I'm a multiclass
half orc
lawful acrobat and druid
yah I got psyonics
i did two lucky rolls
boom boom
bag of holding
for my magical scrolls

It's okay if I'm not driving my ox (which I am)

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phooky boosts

Gonna catch that Classic July Armpit Dong Stank show at Ruby's BBQ this Saturday

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Hot out in NYC and it stinks of classic july armpit dong stank on this autumn day

Count Dracula vs Count Chocula vs Count von Count vs Count Dooku: FIGHT

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