If you buy nothing on buy nothing day, buy nothing buys nothing into you
Black Friday bargains on your soul, basic humanity; don't miss this opportunity
As distinct from Thanky Habsgiving, which was last a thing in 1780
I just got a catalog nowTurns outIt's 100%Cold ham
Thanks to prior inhabitants of our digs, I just got a ham catalog. It's a catalog of ham. Ham ham ham ham ham. Do you want ham? Look at this ham catalog.
[slaps roof of cybotruck] this bad boy can fit so much angular brutalism in it
cool blad runnings
Who's up for a bit of blad running tonight in honor of blads having run on this day in 1982
Updog is a yoga thing
a man, a pan, a panama
I just took a DNA assayTurns outI'm 100%This thing
Cool crab FACT: Dr. Claw is not an actual doctor nor an actual crab but has many crab pals and his cousin is going to marry a crab so don't call Dr. Claw an anti-crabbist
Cool crab FACT: A king crab runs a kingdom with two vassals: jack and shit
Cool crab FACT: crabs molt to ditch awkward situations
Cool crab FACT: crabs don't chow on potato on moral grounds
But if a 'tato tot could talk it might say, "don't chow on tots! Chomp on a 'tato your own mass!"
'Tato tots tan't talk
Anton Vowl on Pat Sajak's show, quaking in growing horror as Vanna prowls back and forth, trying to finish his task, and failing: "Popular TV Star", all consonants showing,P _ T _ R D I N K L A G _
TIL no cool crab facts, just boring crab history and dumb crab info
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Ambigram by B. Morin, CC BY-SA 4.0