You know what's a fun word? Spatchcock. Spatchcock is a fun word
My 3yo's autobiography: "Loud and a Lil Stinky"
How is it that Santa can drop off gifts in a flat with no chim-chim? So, kids, turns out Santa can turn into a bat, or a mist, so as long as you ask him in, Santa can go hog wild in your digs
Ur, a bus: Subaru
Transformughs: Robots in Disgust™
Not a funny way of saying things; this kid actually has two ham catalogs from a ham company.
tfw your 3yo jumps up and says "I'M GONNA GRAB MY HAM CATALOGS"
A man, a plan, a canal: Jörmungandr
Narc-issus calls cops to his digs again and again, can't stop looking at his own mug shot
hornt Show additional
Buy nuttin' day, all porn half off
If you buy nothing on buy nothing day, buy nothing buys nothing into you
Black Friday bargains on your soul, basic humanity; don't miss this opportunity
As distinct from Thanky Habsgiving, which was last a thing in 1780
I just got a catalog nowTurns outIt's 100%Cold ham
Thanks to prior inhabitants of our digs, I just got a ham catalog. It's a catalog of ham. Ham ham ham ham ham. Do you want ham? Look at this ham catalog.
[slaps roof of cybotruck] this bad boy can fit so much angular brutalism in it
cool blad runnings
Who's up for a bit of blad running tonight in honor of blads having run on this day in 1982
Updog is a yoga thing
Oulipo.social is a lipogrammatic Mastodon for all.
Ambigram by B. Morin, CC BY-SA 4.0