How's things on burpo dot social
😱 @ ranjit @phooky Robots waging tiny wars in my own opinion, though.
Dr. Oxiris Barbot: not a Bond villain, right? (Knocks on wood)
Sunday morning crayon doodling with my kids got spooooooky
I got an alt account for dad stuff: @phooky Kind of disappointing that it's for "dads" and not just "kid handling"
So slowSow slough
Kids: stuck indoors. "Stinky & Dirty Show" saving my bacon
Big boy jobs:* Mayor* Hall monitorthat's it
I'm so sick
H is out of town
Kids: ultra grumpy
I'M NOT JOKING THIS IS A V. GRAVY SITUATION
History is judging my actions as v. v. gravy
Scouring a giant landmass and killing millions in a bid to find a CITY OF GRAVY
FOUNTAIN OF GRAVY also ok
Running aground in my gravy boat, finding brazil, and turning into a
*** GRAVY CONQUISTADOR ***
potato non grata
Ringing in this annum by having a giant potato for din-din
Annum novum starts right with kids splashing in a bath!
Got up prior to kids. What day is this
So many bots
No human toots
BRING BACK OULIPO
I am digging "unpopular dracula in high school"
You know what's a fun word? Spatchcock. Spatchcock is a fun word
Oulipo.social is a lipogrammatic Mastodon for all.
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