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A kid vid mixup: it turns out my kids saw six solid hours of "maw patrol", oops

shitpost, shatpost, shunkpost 

phooky boosts


jury's still out on walking and balking, and while folks are cool with barking they're scratching their heads about warking

phooky boosts

a child 🤝 a ruckus
oulipians raising

out: waking and baking
in: wanking and banking

all our local dumpling joints shut down :_(

morning, you good folk. not much opportunity for oulipo nowadays, as i'm running lil kid camp 24/7 now. my 3yo just wants to go out for lunch :(

Show off your honking horn sounds with our horn sound sharing startup, "SoundClown".

gallows humor? No, it's too classy! That's guillotin humor

Today as usual acting as a guard at a virology facility. To visitors asking if you can fuck coronavirus in isolation: buddy,,

won't do as much shitposting as i want to, but do i want to? SI I DO

Putting an additional proxy twixt my PC and my IRC chat room

during this crisis, plz only log at only 1200 baud, 7 bit, odd parity, 1 stop bit

no run on shaving foam so far, i'm ok folks

I put all my savings into human blood and now it's finally paying off

Handwashing shitpost 

[say whilst washing]

this is just to say
i did wash
my hands
which i shook
with yours

and which
got coronavirus
all around

pardon moi
i gotta go
good luck
don't croak

Trying to show a kid how to distinguish a bus from a truck. It's tricky!

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