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i am a bit sad that i am not a 16y.o. goth at this point in history

You: baking a loaf or two, growing your own broccoli and organic ramps
Us: hair wild, rolling in dung to mask our odors, looking up laws vis a vis trapping cats and birds for food

Writing programs in COBOL == oulipo for programming

A plant grows in its own coffin. A glum thought, but it is so.

A kid vid mixup: it turns out my kids saw six solid hours of "maw patrol", oops

shitpost, shatpost, shunkpost 

phooky boosts


jury's still out on walking and balking, and while folks are cool with barking they're scratching their heads about warking

phooky boosts

a child 🤝 a ruckus
oulipians raising

out: waking and baking
in: wanking and banking

all our local dumpling joints shut down :_(

morning, you good folk. not much opportunity for oulipo nowadays, as i'm running lil kid camp 24/7 now. my 3yo just wants to go out for lunch :(

Show off your honking horn sounds with our horn sound sharing startup, "SoundClown".

gallows humor? No, it's too classy! That's guillotin humor

Today as usual acting as a guard at a virology facility. To visitors asking if you can fuck coronavirus in isolation: buddy,,

won't do as much shitposting as i want to, but do i want to? SI I DO

Putting an additional proxy twixt my PC and my IRC chat room

during this crisis, plz only log at only 1200 baud, 7 bit, odd parity, 1 stop bit

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