Four Two Two
I got a 422
But what can I do?
I switch symbols around
But I still run aground
I think of a word
But it’s just as absurd
No I still ain’t through
With this 422
I go to hit "Toot!"
But it’s still lacking fruit
I shift to Spanish
But it still won’t vanish
How stupid was I
To think that would fly?
Ain’t got no IQ
To fix this 422
I try Français
But my laptop says nay
Might smash my PC
And buy a 2CV
It’s not just I
And it’s not just you
All this damn world
Has got a 422
Typical discussion in MMXXX:
"I had a fantastic holiday that took up all of August. Saw Paris and Lisbon and Roma and Praha and Budap..."
"But, but, what I want to know is did you visit Timișoara?"
"No I didn't, I'm afraid."
"WHAT?!?! You crazy or just stupid? How did you not go to Timișoara?!"
Not long until humans from all around will flock to this city. It will sit atop all "x locations you must visit prior to popping your clogs" lists.
I'm also happy that I'm living in a city that, in my opinion, is as cool as fuck. 🇷🇴
Good day of instruction today. Couldn't think of going back to any of my last handful of jobs. Just so much floccinaucinihilipilification. No thanks.
Oulipo pangram two, with just XXXII symbols (and using a participant of this community):
Big lavish crowd to quiz foxy jamspank!
A uni-L lama, that guy's holy
A bi-L llama, that thing's woolly
And I will hazard my silk pajama
You won't find a tri-L lllama
My oulipo pangram:
Microwaving flapjacks in a handy quartz box.
That's XXXVII symbols which I don't think is too bad, but can anybody approach XXV?
Is dot antisocial a valid domain thingy? Wouldn't mind having it.
oh god i am a muppit
Wow, I normally want no part of that virtual social crap but this community is surprisingly pointful. And fun! I think I'll stick around. Big congratulations to admin for starting it up. Good night all!
I'm facing humiliation against my cousin at Palabras con Amigos. (Is it OK to avoid taboo symbols in that fashion?) What can I do with DRHAGGY?
I'm in Timișoara, a fantastic city in Romania.🇷🇴✌️ I carry out instruction in a lingo that starts with that fifth symbol.
Also at octodon.social/@plutoman
Oulipo.social is a lipogrammatic Mastodon for all.
Ambigram by B. Morin, CC BY-SA 4.0