"La Disparition, a lipogrammatic classic, turns 50 today. You probably know who it’s by; if not, you can look it up to find out why I’m unwilling to say who did it." https://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2019/march/a-common-policy?
GC: So, Principal, I did show up promptly… no thanks to your driving instructions.
SS: Ah, District Administrator Gary! Howdy! I pray you look forward to a truly historic lunch!
SS: [gasp] Oh no, my roast is in ruins! But what if… I buy fast food and pass it off as my own cooking? Oh ho ho… how daringly diabolical I am!
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An oulipian task or artistic habit I took up a month ago: I draw illustrations of what my bot, @GLOSSATORY, outputs. It's an artificial synaptic array which mimics a dictionary, usually in dumb or funny ways. I only post drawings I find amusing, although I'm not much of a cartoonist. Warning: contains that glyph. Its account is at @GLOSSATORY