ranjit @ranjit@oulipo.social

i got 'nuf food, no food outings

i taught my dog to poop &c. on my balcony so as to stay away from public walks

but blossom plants should blossom in Big Park around now and i am missing it!

Dog found a warm sun patch

A cad Chad's charr'd chard ad

a child 🤝 a ruckus
oulipians raising

Today is spoon contrast day

I’m baking pita with za’atar! I put too much salt as always but it is so good, and satisfying to dip handcraft pita in handcraft hummus (which had no salt so that salt surplus works out okay)

"Holy shit - a talking pig!?"

A bunch of animals down on a rural farm found things boring, so put up a plan to hold a carnival. Main draw at this carnival was, naturally, a 500m pony dash. Any pony who was anybody would join to find who is most fast - including Bob, a worn out pony who had a job pulling a dirt cart until aging got him.

It's racing hour, and Carl (a bantam bird) shouts cockadoodaGO! and it's a pony dash! Amazingly, it's old Bob who wins! A pig turns to his pal and says "that was amazing!" Pal says

"look at that S-car go!"

🎶 hummus is that doggy in your window 🎵

taking inspiration from @mlc i did a hummus! its color is from cilantro.

tfw nothing but two dismal tallow

Snoofus and Snallant

a duck butt, a swan butt, a canal boat - panama

A train, a jar, jam - Paddington

thinking about paddington and how you won’t stop bringing him jam for his lunch - you KNOW Paddington winds up all sticky if any jam is around

approaching to a cozy

am/s&

a smooth criminal has d²y/dt² = 0