post your cold but still good foods

@ranjit got a mom in law plum jam. actually i don't want to part with it so, nm

@starlit that puts my brain in mind of a gag that i cannot say in this spot... just a mo'...

@ranjit @starlit

– Say, did you hear about that famous actress who was just arrested for stabbing her boyfriend? Reese... Reese something...

— Witherspoon?

— No, with her knife.

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