A graphic I saw a call for at work today. "No big and awkward loads in our human-lifting lift, thanks. That's what our mondo-duty lift is for."
@rjl20 two vast and awkward loads, sitting in sand until fix-it man can fix lift.
you: I should walk up and down all our stairs at work. So salutary! So salubrious! Any day now!
also you: why must I walk up and down all our stairs at work?! This will not stand! I will not stand for it!
@sculpin I want optional stair climbing, not mandatory! Choosing is important in this plan.