A graphic I saw a call for at work today. "No big and awkward loads in our human-lifting lift, thanks. That's what our mondo-duty lift is for."


I'm hoping that this sign will cut down on how many days a month our human lift isn't working. I'm not a fan of all our stairs, and wish I could go up and down in our lift.

@rjl20 two vast and awkward loads, sitting in sand until fix-it man can fix lift.

you: I should walk up and down all our stairs at work. So salutary! So salubrious! Any day now!

also you: why must I walk up and down all our stairs at work?! This will not stand! I will not stand for it!

@sculpin I want optional stair climbing, not mandatory! Choosing is important in this plan.

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