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Today, by radio, and also on giant hoardings, a rabbi, an admiral notorious for his links to Masonry, a trio of cardinals, a trio, too, of insignificant politicians (bought and paid for by a rich and corrupt Anglo-Canadian banking corporation), inform us all of how our country now risks dying of starvation. A rumour, that's my initial thought as I switch off my radio, a rumour or possibly a hoax. Propaganda, I murmur anxiously—as though, just by saying so, I might allay my ...
Pal: I saw an ad for packs of tiny proto-plants that grow into buds and blossoms with rainbow coloring! Do any of you know about this? Should I buy any?
All pal's pals: It's a scam; photoshop is a thing, as is food coloring.
Pal: But it's only a dollar, it's worth trying, right?
No! It's not worth trying! It's a scam! What is wrong with you?